📚The Bookworm’s Guide to Flirting by Emma Hart📚 “Absolutely not.” Holley shook her head so fast I thought it was going to spin right off. “What’s wrong with it? It’s a great design!” “Saylor. People cannot walk around with that on their shirts or their coffee mugs.” Kinsley picked up the printed mockup of the ‘I take a different man to bed every night’ design Tori had done a couple of days ago. “I don’t know. I like it. I think it’s funny. And true.” Holley looked at her. “Whose side are you on?” She met her eyes and said, “Whoever’s side is going to make me the most money. Do you know how expensive seeds are? I don’t know how I’ve been roped into growing cucumbers and squash this year, but here I am.” “Your grandpa wants it?” I asked. “Mm. One of the residents at the senior nuthouse died yesterday and he thinks they’re poisoning them with their vegetables. I think he’s been watching too much TV. Or he’s been in the comment section of the Daily Mail again.” She glanced at me. “Or he’s been listening to your grandmother.” Well, that was the most likely scenario. She was insane. “Don’t. She called me this morning asking if I knew where she could buy some socks for the ducks.” I shook my head. “Socks? For ducks?” Holley’s eyes widened. “Yes. Apparently, your grandma promised to knit some, but knitted penis warmers instead.” Holley paused. “Ohhh. That’s what that was in the photo she texted me.” #thebookwormsseries #emmahart #bookworm #romcom #roommatestolovers #preorder #thebookwormsguidetoflirting